krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

meistermash:

meh. #sketch #sketchbook #moleskine #coloredpencil #red #astronaut #space #drawing #doodles

meistermash:

meh. #sketch #sketchbook #moleskine #coloredpencil #red #astronaut #space #drawing #doodles

portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby

the big four + life-changing moments

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

onyeplaysdrums:

ITS FROM FCKING JURASSIC PARK WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.